Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Episode III: The Shambling (Part II), a.k.a. Hobo with a Shotgun

"...And you must be the magi," the man with the shotgun exhaled as he assumed a relaxed position and lowered his weapon.  His dress was priestly.  Loose-fitting, but not baggy.  I doubt he carried that shotgun around in plain sight all the time, though his presence was calming.  "I am Father George Jamieson, and I will be the Holy Church's impartial arbiter in this unexpected Sixth Grail War."

Masters and servants introduced themselves in turn, though Lancer still would not give a true name.  The priest did not seem surprised by the identities of the servants, given what he had seen.  When Ishmael introduced himself, Jamieson made reference to some obscure scriptural citation about two estranged brothers finally returning home to bury their father.  I could not help but notice a couple of the magi concentrating hard on Jamieson, no doubt scrutinizing him through magic.  Some pops and fizzles appeared in the air around Caster, seeming to indicate counter-force backlash, but oddly, nothing of consequence transpired.  Perhaps we were not simply imagining the Father's calming presence.

"Your presence here is fortunate, priest," Ishmael started in.  "We appear to have reached a quagmire that we need to pass quickly, before more of those 'things' show up."

"What is that, my son?"

Lowering his voice and drawing closer to the priest so that only the magi and servants could hear, Ishmael said, "These two," he indicated the youths we had saved, "are innocent bystanders who seem to have...lost their innocence so to speak.  Our friends have made some flashy displays, and there is no doubt that the secrecy of this Grail War is in question as long as those two remain able to speak what they have witnessed tonight."

Jamieson raised an eyebrow, looking inquisitive, "I see you paid attention to the bylaws of the Mages' Association.  You needn't worry for the moment.  Though the Mages' Association may pursue censure for grievous transgressions right away, what has transpired here appears to be maintained, and I will keep tabs on the comings and goings of your new charges.  For minor things such as this in the Grail War, I am responsible for enforcing the rules, so reporting this matter is sufficient for the moment."

"What do you suggest doing with them?"

"Whatever may please you, within reason, for the moment."  Jamieson grinned wryly.  "Keep them with you and the problem may even take care of itself," he said as he casually rested his shotgun on his shoulder.

"Well, for one thing, I don't wanna sit here all night, cleanin' up more of a mess for dealin' with these two right now," Isaac chimed in.  "Can't we wait until tomorrah?  We got more monsters on the way already."  He indicated in the direction of the growing moans to the north.

"The Holy Church has ways of taking care of cleanup," Jamieson retorted.  "You all just have to worry about killing each other."

"Then for their safety, can we leave these two young ones under your care?" Caster plaintively asked.

"Sure, why not?  I could use some extra hands to help mop up," Jamieson gave each teenager a smaller version of his firearm called a pistol.  "You all, however," he turned back to the servants and magi, "could do worse than to find the source of these monsters and stop them before they start eating the entire town."

"They are wandering and without number," Lancer piped up, "It would be impossible to track them all down before they kill someone."

"True," the priest replied, "but as I've observed them, they seem to be attracted to magic.  Since you all have some of the highest concentration of magic in the area right now, I think that these horrors will swarm to you like moths to a flame, for better or worse.  Move around, and you should be able to get them to trail you.  That should protect the populace until you can track down the source of these shades until stop this unnatural raising of the dead."

Isaac was flabbergasted., "Unnatural?  I thought it was just a European thing."

Jamieson took Ishmael aside, but I could still hear, "I know I'm supposed to be impartial in this matter, but if you want my advice, kill that one first."

I wonder if he was joking...

"Ok, Ishmael, let's get to your car!" Isaac was ready to go.

Ishmael seemed almost offended, "What makes you think I have a car?"

"Oh...well I left my tractor at home, and I can't really drive those little cars, so I just figured..."

...As it turned out, none of the masters or servants knew how to drive a standard automobile, especially not on a European road, and only three of the five of us could fly.

"I have a truck," the less shell-shocked of the two youths, who we found out was named Vanessa, said.

Just because we weren't going to fly the entire way to the root of the shambler problem did not mean that we weren't going to fly at least part of the way.  The shamblers blocked the path to Vanessa's jeep, so an aerial assault was on.  Ishmael hoisted Lancer as they both levitated upward. Isaac flew as well while readying his shiny pebbles.  Vanessa loaded her pistol and climbed on Jabir's back as he sprouted wings again.  I uprooted a tree and ran toward the approaching throng.  Jamieson walked calmly behind.

SNIKKITY-SLICE went Lancer's weapon as Ishmael flung her from on high through a pair of shamblers.  Jabir focused on balancing while Vanessa took shots at shamblers, punching holes through heads below her. Isaac did much the same, but with his reusable shiny pebbles.  Lancer got in my way (fueling my battle rage), so I was unable to perform the sweeping attack I had planned for the tree.  While holding the verdant weapon in my right hand, I caved in the chests of shamblers with my left, eventually discarding the tree.  What a waste.

We neared the jeep, and the last shambler fell to Ishmael performing an impressive spin and using the momentum of his landing to puncture the skull of a shambler with his knife.  Jamieson used an ability to detect evil presences with help from Isaac's mage sense to determine that the source of the shamblers was placed somewhere to the west.

Vague directions were better than no directions, so we were off.  Shamblers seemed to anticipate our arrival through their own magical senses.  They moved to block us or trail us, but most could be avoided.  I found myself wishing that my old horses had been as nimble as this truck with Vanessa steering.  Our path seemed to approach the local graveyard (of course), but the closer we got to our destination, the more densely packed the shamblers got.

"Guysguysguys!" Vanessa became frantic as a large pack of shamblers blocking the road came into view.

"Everyone, quickly!" I yelled.  "Thin their ranks!  Vanessa, keep going lest we be overrun by horrors trailing us.  Do not yield!"

The party put its best foot forward.  Caster caused many of the approaching shamblers to spasm uncontrollably so that they could not add to the road block.  Ishmael used magic to launch tree branches at some, knocking them away.  I stood on the hood of the car while Isaac cast a spell to keep me level.  He lowered me into a position on the front end of the car such that I made a wedge to break through the horde. As I saw the rough road beneath me and heard the groaning horde ahead, I could not help wondering if this had been my best idea or my worst idea.

WHACK
Shamblers split apart at my touch, chunks flying every which way.
THUD
Monsters outside my reach hit the metal exterior of the truck.
EWWW
Lancer's yell as a chunk of necrotic flesh hit her in the mouth.
scrreeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Though we had cleared the horde, Vanessa was unable to maintain control of the vehicle.  It spun and toppled over, sliding to a halt at the graveyard's entrance, where a new horde anticipated its meal.



In case anyone was interested, we DID keep score.  Here's the Grand Murder Tally so far.



Grand Murder Tally 43
Berserker Caster Isaac Ishmael Lancer
Total 14 14 4 3 8
Session 0: "Angry Birds"
Total Kills: 0 0 2 0 1
Itemized Kills: Lolwut? (Not for lack of trying) 2 Geese 1 Goose
Session 1: "High School of the Dead"
Total Kills: 8 8 1 1 6
Itemized Kills: 8 Zombies 8 Zombies 1 Zombie 1 Zombie 6 Zombies
Session 2: "Hobo with a Shotgun"
Total Kills: 6 6 1 2 1
Itemized Kills: 6 Zombies 6 Zombies 1 Zombie 2 Zombies 1 Zombie

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Episode II: Shambling, a.k.a. High School of the Dead

Author's note: Personally, I find it a little vexing that zombies are commonly portrayed as A) craving brains or B) saying, "Braaaains," while they are otherwise incoherent.  If you ever watch a zombie movie, it's rare for a zombie to actually eat a brain and even rarer for the brain to be targeted over any other organ.  Indeed, you would be hard pressed to find a single zombie movie in which the zombies actually said, "Braaaains."  For the purposes of this story, however, I'll be using, "Brains," in place of onomatopoeia for the shamblers' moans, gurgles, and sundry vocalizations.

"By grandpappy's beard!" Isaac exclaimed as a shambling horror tried to bite him only to get skewered on Lancer's javelin.

The discussion would have to wait (despite Ishmael's grumbles about "rules" and "witnesses"), for the night was suddenly alive with the dead.  Shambling monstrosities of human corpses were coming out of the shadows seemingly willy-nilly, and apparently dead bodies brought back to life hunger for the flesh of the living or the flesh of servants, which is not really flesh due to our lack of true physical bodies.  Also, apparently this insatiable hunger gained from becoming undead means that these horrors (which I will call "shamblers") is specifically for living human flesh, since they ignored the geese.

I grabbed Isaac, and lept atop a nearby building while Ishmael levitated into the air, and Lancer took the shamblers head-on.  Jabir (Caster) set about summoning homunculi in front of him and sent them toward the throng.

From the top of the building, I was better able to survey the situation.  A horde of shamblers was coming from the north, but the field where the party was situated had already been surrounded by no fewer than twenty of the wretches.  They did not seem strong in comparison to a servant, but the prime concern was not my safety or that of any other heroic spirit, but the magi, our sources of prana and links to this world.  The shamblers would be able to make quick work of them if we did not take action.  I am but a brawler, accustomed to fighting a lone opponent, and lancer seemed to favor throwing her weapon and then approaching the target to finish it; not the ideal strategy for dealing with a horde.  We were going to have to rely on Caster, I felt, to control the crowd.

I began to feel foolish in the faces of the magi; as the shamblers started to climb the building where Isaac and I were perched, both he and Ishmael used their magic to levitate out of the reach of their would-be assailants.  “Sic ‘em, Beowulf!” Isaac cheered before popping a shambler’s head open with a shiny pebble.  Isaac’s gleeful expression persisted even when he willed the gore-soaked pebble back into his bag (which was filled to the brim with his prized pebbles).  Ishmael decided to improvise, using nearby rocks to crush shamblers through creative levitation tricks.

“As you command,” I replied to my master.  I drew out the hilt of my broken sword, Naegling, more as a show to the other servants than out of real necessity.  In these grail wars, a servant is commonly measured by the impressiveness of his noble phantasm, which in my case is my legendary hand-grip.  In life, it was my custom to take a foe using literal strength of arms.  Even when my opponent was armed, that would be an advantage to him that I would make up for with sheer force.  No sword I wielded would withstand more than a single blow that I struck.  Such was the case in the final battle of my life and legend; against the great dragon that eventually slew me, I drew my great heirloom, Naegling, and clove it in twain even as it sliced into the great beast’s hide.  In this grail war, I found myself in a situation similar to mine in life: I was strength looking for a weapon.  While my hands were on a weapon, it gained the benefits of my strength and skill.  However, aside from my broken heirloom, anything I swung to strike, wood or steel, would shatter beyond use or repair.  I knew to use nothing important, only heavy things.

As I was saying before the history lesson: I drew out the remains of Naegling since it was more impressive than my bare (bear) hands.  Still, I could not help but think that compared to what Lancer (spear) and Caster (book) were bringing to the fray, I may have been coming up short.

Shamblers struggled up the side of the building, and I caved their heads in or slashed them in two, bellowing as they bit into my flesh.  I was quickly surrounded, but my battle rage was far from quenched.
The stoic lancer was taking the brunt of the assault on the ground, but held up with remarkable resilience.  Uttering not a word, she tore holes with her javelin and slashed limbs with her sword with a  certain eloquence that one does not oft see of spear fighters.  Knowing her enemies were legion, she never stayed one place long.

“Minions!” came the keen from Caster’s side of the field as homunculi clashed with shamblers.  What the constructs lacked in combat ability they made up in being wall-like.

For every shambler I killed, two more took its place.  I slammed my fist down and destroyed the roof below the creatures and myself.  Most of them fell awkwardly, breaking bones or landing on objects.  I crushed the remainder with tables I found, and exited the classroom back to the battlefield.

“Hey, guys, wait up!  We still gotta decide when to shank you!” Isaac flew at full speed (I assume) after the teenagers, who were trying to flee the scene again.

“BRAAAA-hurf!” the youths ran headlong into a shambler.  It clawed at them and tried to bite their necks, but they dodged with surprising aplomb.  Isaac “helped” their cause by lifting the youths into the relative safety of the air.  Unfortunately, this unexpected lifting made one of the teenagers miss a dodge and the shambler grabbed onto a leg.  The three bodies flew up into the air as one.

To make matters worse one of Caster’s spells went awry.  What was supposed to be an explosion in the midst of the shamblers reversed the gravity all around the battlefield.  Down became up and up became down for everyone but Lancer (who was outside the area of effect and in the process of elbow-dropping a trifecta of shamblers from atop a metal playground fixture).  Caster was easily able to fly, as were Ishmael and Isaac, who quickly adjusted to steering the youths.  Isaac shook the Shambler off the young ones, and it proceeded to fall upward.

The only problem left was me falling upward with two shamblers.  I tightened into a somersault while holding my sword arm out, slicing through both shamblers with one swing.  On my way down, I entered spirit form to avoid injury.  The other shamblers and their remains fell with bone-splitting cracks.

Ishmael looked around from his high vantage point.  “Gravity seems to be right now.  The field looks clear, but more of those things are coming from the north.  Let’s take a moment to assess our conditions once we take out that las-.”

“Capital!” Ishmael’s warning was interrupted by Isaac as he and his charges reached the ground.

“BRAAIN-“ KA-PLOWSHHH!

Everyone turned stunned looks at Isaac, covered in gore and shards of cranium with the last shambler right behind him.  The shambler, however, was missing its head and upper torso.  Behind the shambler, pointed at where the monster’s head used to be was the business end of (what I later found out was called) a shotgun held by a towering, white-haired man clad in somber robes.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Episode I: First Blood, a.k.a. Angry Birds



I suppose I may recount these events as I experience them.  Though these wars are secrets of the magi, there is no reason that the heroic deeds of the Heaven's Feel should go unremembered.  As I, King of the Geats, have found even from reading others' accounts of my own deeds: fate often leaves clues in the guise of history.  This account is by no means complete, nor have the events that it concerns yet fully reached their climax, I feel.  I pray that even if I am not the one to hold the grail, that I may at the very least be able to witness its use for a worthy purpose and hear the story sung in whatever passes for mead halls in this day and age.

When I first set eyes on my master, Isaac Morganstern, I was not sure if he was in awe of my presence, or he had just been struck sharply on the head.  As it turned out, he always looked like that.  His perpetual energy and good will reminded me of my own kin, Wiglaf, and his tireless dedication in the face of whatever odds.  I can only hope to do his memory proud in service to this young magus.  I had scarce been summoned when Isaac turned, bright-eyed, beckoning me to go, "'Splorin,'" this new area, Porto dei Stradoni, near the city of Venice in the lands far to the south of my ancient home.  Truly, much farther south than I had ever been.  It's quite warm here.

We left our house to take in the area, noting various buildings and roads, but overall taking a rather aimless approach to things.  Isaac seemed preoccupied with the local trees.  He talked at length about his family's holdings across the sea, specifically their fine vineyards.  He seemed frustrated (or at least slightly less phlegmatic than normal) at the lack of beehives in the area, saying that they were dying out and that he couldn't find enough of them anywhere anymore, and that one day soon he would muster them all to make his family's holdings the envy of the world.  Ambitious fellow.

The eventful part of our wanderings began when we reached a high school not long after the sun set.  The area was fairly wooded with short buildings sprawled out over a wide area.  Isaac began to giggle when he spotted a pair of youths (one boy, one girl) lying down in the middle of a green field of grass.  I would have smiled at the carefree youths as well had I not noticed the seven-foot tall swordsman riding toward them on a steed made of shadows.  Clearly, I was not the first servant to be summoned.

The rider noticed Isaac, and decided to switch his attack to my master.  I intercepted the attack by stopping the horse's charge and lifting it off the ground by its front legs.  The horse seemed suddenly lighter, and I noticed that at the same time that I stopped the horses' advance, a javelin had been lodged into the rider's chest and knocked him off his steed.  The rider, clad all in rags, was quickly on his feet before I could see who had thrown the javelin.  His rage was evident as he strode forward, right into a falling bird dropping.  He looked around in surprise and disgust, swatting at a flock of geese that had chosen this moment to begin harrying him.  Isaac wore an impish grin.

"You shall know fear!" he snarled through teeth like needles and a beard like steel wool as his sword's cruel edge made contact with my skin.  Seeing my own blood flow ignited my battle rage and I wasted no time.  I lept into the air, a full five meters upward, bringing the horse down upon the bearded servant's gnarled visage.  The shadow horse dissipated, revealing naught but a crater where the other servant had been.

A brief moment of respite allowed Isaac and me to take stock of our ally who had thrown the spear: a woman in ornate armor with light red hair.  Before we could make our introductions, she was flying toward my master, sword drawn.  Her unnatural speed alone was enough to mark her out as another servant.  She struck hard with her blade just behind Isaac.  Blood gushed from thin air, leaving the strong smell of alcohol, and the dark rider was visible once more.  "I will taste your suffering," he sneered, reeling in pain.

Apparently driven by some arcane purpose, Isaac used his magic to take the bleeding servant's ragged shirt.  Wounded and perhaps embarrassed, the rider focused his attention on Isaac, slashing at him with abandon.  Reflexively, Isaac used his magic to summon a nearby flock of geese to cushion the blow that was mean for him.  Feathers sprayed everywhere. The servant who had thrown the javelin (who I assumed was lancer) ran toward the shirtless servant, leapt over him, and threw her sword into his shoulder as she pulled her spear from his torso.  Upon landing, she quickly lanced a goose, and slammed it into the dark rider's face.  He crunched the goose menacingly.  Honks mixed with snarls as blood mixed with feathers.  It was a horrible sight that provided just enough distraction for Isaac to tackle the female youth and for the new magus to make his approach.  Three servants and two mages were on the field, it was on like Donkey Kong.

It was at this moment that Isaac noticed the two youths on the field had begun to flee.  It was also at this moment that the youths noticed another magus flying toward them.

Isaac attempted to corral the youths, "Hey, guys.  Y'all shouldn't run away from somethin' unless you know what it really is.  This one time, me and my buddy, Paul, summoned a greater abyssal alligator to deal with the infernal muskrat problem my grandpap had called into this plane while trying to fix the lawn mow-."

"What?!"  The dark rider's head quickly turned, his bloodthirsty eyes full of scorn.  "Let me have my fun!" he demanded of a presence nowhere to be seen.  "Oh very well," he pouted as he turned his horse around and began to ride off.  "I will feast upon your fear when next w-," *KA-KLUSH*.  The rider let his guard down to deliver his parting words, and I took his head off with a straight punch.  Blood, brains, and cranium showered the area (especially the youths) and we all looked on in horror.  The headless torso on the horse gasped rhythmically in what we only assume was a laugh based on its posture as it rode away, taking dark clouds with it.  Isaac and the newcomer magus both settled back on the ground.  None of us said something for a bit, but we were all thinking the same thing: that dark rider had taken blows that would fell a normal servant and merely shrugged them off.  Even the loss of his head was mere comedy and our combat nothing more than a sadistic game.  These thoughts were made words as a dark haired, dark skinned man in a turban flew on a pair of bat wings down from the top of one of the nearby buildings, saying that he had seen the whole thing.

"Ah, that guy...hoo.  He looked pretty nasty.  I'm sorry I couldn't get here sooner to help you with him, but I don't look forward to running into him any more than I have to in this Grail War," the winged man mused while flipping through a book.

"Another servant?" I thought aloud.  "It seems that we are out in force tonight.  What brings you this way?"

"Well, seeing that we're all in this grail war together, more or less, and there are strong maniacs like that running around, and my master is a very busy person, my master has asked me to see if any of you would like to form a temporary alliance during the first part of the war."

"That sounds like an intelligent decision, I agreed. "We all need our allies, and at the very least the fewer enemies we have, the less we have to worry about the unexpected.  This way we can seek honorable, glorious combat without constantly having to look over our shoulders for other members of the war taking an opportunity to unexpectedly show up with superior numbers at a time when decisive action will lead to one winner and one loser."

"The word fer that is 'gankin'',"  Isaac informed me.  "Y'know, like this one time me and my buddy, Paul, found this fresh beehive full of fresh bees, but we only had one bee suit, so I took the hive over to our apiary, but then I found this other beehive on the way, and well, we got those two to where Paul was waitin' with our first apiary-full of beehives, and well, it turns out when you put a bunch of bees from different hives together, their fury is greater than the sum of their parts.  Also, they don't just attack each other.  In fact, they just attack you (at least if yer not wearin' a bee suit).  Oh maaaaaaan, Paul couldn't even breathe until we drained the swellings that were coming in on top of 'is swellings cause he's been stung so much."

Lancer and the magus with her were notably silent.

"Okay, okay, I can take a hint."

"Those two there," Lancer's magus said, coldly indicating the blood-soaked youths we had saved from certain doom, "need to be dealt with.  We all know the rules of the grail war.  How do we want to do it?"

I approached the youths like a hulking, armored, blood-soaked father, "Go home.  Drink lots of mead.  Hopefully you won't remember this in the morning."

"That won't due," the frigid magus said.  "We can't expect them to just go home and forget about everything. We must do something more controllable.  Is it your intention to harbor these teenagers and avoid the issue that you know will arrive, or do you intend to...deal with it?"

Isaac had something to say about this, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was, but it may have been mildly offensive to (demonic?) otters.  The long and short of it is that we got off topic and then I remembered my manners.

"But wait, where are my manners?" I said, silently chastising myself, "We are all combatants in this grail war together, are we not?" (the dark-skinned may or may not have said, "We are.")  "Where I come from, it is honorable to know the name of those with whom you do battle that you may honor their names to the gods if they prove worthy combatants and so that you may inform their next of kin.  You all helped save these fine youths," I indicated the teenagers, who stopped slinking away then, "and you gave that horseman a good fight.  I look forward to doing battle all of you.  I am Bodvar Bjarki, Beowulf, son of Ecgtheow, king of the Geats.  You may also call me Berserker."

"And A'hm Isaac Morganstern..."

The others looked unsure.

"Yes, those Morgansterns..."

The others looked quizzical.

"I can see it in your eyes, that stunned look.  Clearly, you have not had much experience being in the presence of such nobility.  I understand, I was the same way when I first looked upon my grand-pappy," Isaac was utterly sanguine.  "You'll get used to it once we've been teamed up for a while."

The winged servant piped up, putting his pen away, and closing his book, "I think some of us aren't exactly comfortable with giving out our identities.  Customarily, in a grail war, the identity of a servant is one of his best-kept secrets, since it can give clues to his powers and weaknesses."

"Ah, come on, we're all friends here," Isaac retorted.

"Well, I suppose you did offer your name first," the winged servant visibly made a decision, "I am Jabir ibn Hayyan, an alchemist and Caster in this Grail War.  You've probably never heard of me."  Rather than walk all the way over to shake my hand, he elongated his arm some five meters and shook my hand, which I turned into a bear claw.  Being a servant is great our knowing gazes said in accord.

The other master allowed himself a small concession, "You can call me Ishmael.  This is Lancer."

"Well met, mage," said I, "But lady, who are you?  You clearly know your way around a spear.  It would be an honor to know your lineage."

Lancer was reticent.  "That's not going to happen," Ishmael chimed in.

I took the look of consternation off my face after one second, feeling mildly affronted.  "So be it."

"I hate to bring this up again, but we are going to have to do something about these two young ones," Caster said as unobtrusively as possible.

"There can't be any witnesses.  You all know the rules of the grail war.  Sorry Beowulf, but heavy drinking just won't cut it," Ishmael said quietly, but decisively.

Isaac was first to respond, "Agreed.  We could get a catfish and-,"

"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS"

Friday, December 2, 2011

Fate/Heresy "Season 1" preview: Shades and Whispers

There's been a tradition in my gaming/blogging group of putting up chronicles/recaps of sessions that have happened weekly or otherwise.  So far, it's generally been left to Flask or 'Dat Heretic.  Now I volunteer!  Here begin the chronicles of the 6th(?) Heaven's Feel (Grail War) from the perspective of Berserker (Beowulf).

The players:
Stormshrug: GM

BearMetal: Berserker, servant to: Isaac.  Known as Beowulf, Bodvar Bjarki, and other bear-son legends.  A notable berserker in his time, he went to Denmark when King Hrothgar outsourced the job of exterminating the monster, Grendel.  Beowulf handily (pun intended) deafeated the monster and its mother, then ruled over his own kingdom of Geatland until he was slain in battle to defend his homeland by a dragon which also fell in the conflict.

Mister Flask: Isaac, master of: Berserker.  Hillbilly to some, nobility to others.  He seeks the grail to gain absolute power over all bees to augment his family's agricultural holdings (and probably rule over the bayou with an iron fist filled with stingers and honey).

Mduo: Ishmael, master of : Lancer.  A secretive trueborn magus from the United States.  He enters the grail war with a steadfast demeanor and is ready to get treacherous up in this bitch.

Chibi:  Lancer, servant of: Ishmael.  A quiet, red-haired woman of spear and sword.  She flies toward her foes with unconventional tactics that lead to the pointy end winding up in the bad guy.

Ricecakes: Caster, servant of : Unknown (at least at the beginning of the campaign).  Explosions from nothing? Check.  Lightning from hands?  Check.  Body morphing?  Check.  Healing?  Check.  Flesh into fire?  Check.  This alchemist's got enough for all y'all.


In the "Fate/----" continuum, our heroes (or villains) find themselves pitted against the horrors of folklore as they attempt to get their deepest desires granted.  The fate of our PCs is at stake.  The fate of the world is at stake.  The fate of fate itself is at stake.  Our heroes strive to fight against their destinies, but destiny's a total hardass.  It's fate/heresy.


First session's chronicle coming soon.